An (In)Complete Guide to Having Breasts*: A Woman’s Cup Compendium — Part 2

Part 2

If you are just joining us, we’re going through eight pointers (pun intended) for living with breasts. If you haven’t read part 1,
you’ll want to head over there and read that first. We’ll see ya when you get back!

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When Your Breasts Gotta Code Switch

(Sidebar: This is a linguistic term meaning the alternating of two or more languages, usually within the same conversation. But if you didn’t already know what code switching is, you are probably white, and you’re going to need to do some additional work after you figure out this boob thing. You got it. Keep learning.)

Ok, ladies, this one is pretty straightforward. If your breasts are big, you’re going to need to minimize that abundance in certain situations. This shouldn’t be too hard to figure out but here’s a quick cheat sheet if you need help figuring out when and where to minimize that rack…

• If you are walking alone at night
• If you are walking alone during the day
• If you are walking with friends, day or night
• If you are walking down the sidewalk and there are cars on the street that might have men in…